If you haven't had a chance to read the comments from the last post, you are missing out. I have loved it...and man, does this freak feel normal! Here are a few highlights:
Most of you have a killer plan. Tonja even puts something in front of the door! And I hadn't even thought of military wives. Laura and Mary are alone at night all the time. You are very brave women (for many more reasons than this, actually). Then there is Cath. Her husband is the firefighter chief so her plan (along with various booby traps around the house) is to call 911 and say she smells smoke so her firefighter fellas will come a runnin'...Brilliant!
It's an interesting discovery to me that so many women have a plan because we will most likely never have to use it. In fact, we probably deep down don't even seriously believe we will need to use it...if we did, would we really stay alone in the first place? I guess it comes back to what Tracey said: "If Jesus wants to take me via a murderer in our house, I'd rather be with Him anyway, and hopefully he will take my whole family at once." Amen, girl...uhhh, I think.
Then there's the feet. Angie's baby girl is 45 pounds. She wears a 10.5 shoe and is only 2 years old. That is so awesome. Just goes to show the wide range of normal. Enough said.
Most surprising discovery: so many other people time themselves in the grocery store. I really thought that was just me. Nan even rewards herself with a donut if she makes her time. My kind of girl. Rosie times herself doing everything...this is hilarious to me, mainly because she thinks that is normal! What a freak! At least she doesn't pee in the pool. Speaking of...
There sure are a bunch of pool pee-ers who read this blog.
I can't tell you how fun this is for me. Your honesty is touching, really. So stay tuned...I have lots more freaky quirks to ask you about. I am determined to find one in common with Chickadee, who so far is way too normal. It is her birth-week, however and she wants to give you gifts so head on over there!
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
that was so awesome
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You know, that whole firefigher thing isn't a terrible idea... Once (and don't let this freak you out) a man in all black BEAT on my door in the middle of the night. I called 911, they said "okay, someone is on their way" and hung up. EVERYTHING I've been taught says they won't hang up until someone shows up... BUT an HOUR later the police finally showed up at my door. Thank God I have doggies to scare away the baddies.. I didn't sleep for a week or so after that. :) BUT I'd BET that if I'd called the fire department, they would have come much faster, and with sirens blaring to scare away the bad guy for good!!
gosh, i don't read blogs for 1 day and i miss all the action. you get everything.
How is this for freakish...
I can't bring myself to throw away the box that our new MAC came in (in October!!) because I am positive that the trash guy will see it. Know that I have a super cool MAC. Break in my house. And take it. I wish I was kidding but that box is still sitting in the hallway...tripping me every single day.
:)
Ok Emily, I didn't answer the murderer question because although my husband used to travel quite a bit, I wouldn't let myself think about it...and I never know where my phone is...it's always in the couch cushions or something. I've never timed myself grocery shopping because my secret is that my husband does it because he LOVES it. I HATE IT! He even makes the list. Ha! How did I get so lucky. Now that I know it is safe to pee in the ocean, I can pass that long standing tradition down to my kids on our annual trip to the Outer Banks! Oh and I put a countdown clock on my blog for the return of the Dunder Mifflin gang!
Woo hoo! I feel so special to have my "pretty plus size" daughter mentioned in your latest post! ;) New video of "Little" Miss to be posted soon!
Hehehe.....okay, it took me 42 minutes to go through my email..... check my bank balances..... see what the weather will be like today. That left 33 minutes for looking at my list of blogs and make some comments. I really must move yours up to a higher spot on the list. Because.....I....am.....out....of...tme! :-) Rosie
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